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03-16-2007, 07:53 AM
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  |  Men.....some funny jokes Q : What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A : Shoot him again. Q : How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A : When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q : Why do little boys whine? A : Because they're practicing to be men. Q : How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A : One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Q : What do you call a handcuffed man? A : Trustworthy. Q : What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A : You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q : Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A : To stop the snoring before it starts. Q : What is the difference between men and women? A : A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q : How does a man keep his youth? A : By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q : How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A : Rename the mail folder "instruction manuals" Jokes are courtesy of http://www.tallrite.com |
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03-16-2007, 07:59 AM
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03-16-2007, 08:12 AM
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03-16-2007, 08:50 AM
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  | Re: Men.....some funny jokes Very funny jokes
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