No Uptime: The funniest web hosting provider.

midlandi · 01-09-2007, 04:23 PM

http://www.nouptime.com/

With statements such as;

* If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse you with technical terms and instructions. It's our job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint.
* We'll Never Go Down On You.. (Unless You Pay Us)
* Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to F*ck off when I called them, but everything else has been great.
* We are constantly working to improve our server downtime. Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.

Completely hilarious.

temi · 01-09-2007, 04:41 PM

Is it a joke or a real hosting provider ?

midlandi · 01-09-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temi

Is it a joke or a real hosting provider ?

What do you think!

Bisje · 01-09-2007, 05:32 PM

at least...they say what many others do

Katey · 01-09-2007, 06:49 PM

Hi there,

Ahaha I saw this on v7n before. Very funny, the contact form is the funniest

.

Regards,
Kieran Taylor.

01-09-2007, 04:41 PM	#2
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01-09-2007, 05:32 PM	#4
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01-09-2007, 06:49 PM	#5
Katey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hull, United Kingdom. Posts: 317	Re: No Uptime: The funniest web hosting provider. Hi there, Ahaha I saw this on v7n before. Very funny, the contact form is the funniest . Regards, Kieran Taylor.

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midlandi iWEBTOOL Moderator Contributor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,224	No Uptime: The funniest web hosting provider. http://www.nouptime.com/ With statements such as; * If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse you with technical terms and instructions. It's our job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint. * We'll Never Go Down On You.. (Unless You Pay Us) * Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to Fck off when I called them, but everything else has been great. We are constantly working to improve our server downtime. Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority. Completely hilarious. __________________ Midland Internet-Quality Hosting Damn i Dunno Free Link Directory

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