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Old 09-09-2006, 08:15 PM   #1
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Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
'As I'm sure you can understand,' she started off with one of the first applicants, 'in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.' She leaned forward. 'Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?'

'Honest?' replied the job prospect. 'Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.'

'Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?'

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, 'He sued me for the money.'
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:09 AM   #2
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Hi there,

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Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
'As I'm sure you can understand,' she started off with one of the first applicants, 'in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.' She leaned forward. 'Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?'

'Honest?' replied the job prospect. 'Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.'

'Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?'

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, 'He sued me for the money.'

Not bad at all. Dry comedy but very funny.


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Old 09-10-2006, 08:57 PM   #3
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Ha! That's a good one, if you made that up, good job.
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:59 PM   #4
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no, I didn't write it. I saw it and i thought some other people might like it too.
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:50 AM   #5
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hey good joke!
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Old 09-12-2006, 07:10 PM   #6
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Heheheh.. Good Jokes.
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:52 PM   #7
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Not bad joke, heard better and heard a lot worse.
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:58 AM   #8
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ha, thats kinda funny
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:04 PM   #9
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lol, good joke
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heya gud one
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:55 PM   #12
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Lol makes a refreshing change to open a thread up in a webmaster forum and be able to laugh..... for the funny joke and not becasue of the price someone is asking for a site haha hehe
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You should start your own joke portal.. good luck
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A good joke.

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I need the cheering up
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