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12-21-2005, 04:22 PM
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   |  The Official Joke Thread Go ahead and post all of your jokes that you like or made up here. Please do not use religion or dirty jokes. I want to be funnier  .HTMLGuy
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12-21-2005, 11:03 PM
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| Re: The Official Joke Thread Heres one for the day from lovelylovely Child sent to bed A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" Source :: Miss Joke
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12-27-2005, 05:55 AM
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| Re: The Official Joke Thread Here's one The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" |
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12-27-2005, 01:53 PM
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| Re: The Official Joke Thread mistahpho, haha, thats well funny. lol. |
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12-27-2005, 05:17 PM
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| Re: The Official Joke Thread Very nice both of you! Mistahpho thanks for the joke, that was very funny! lovelylovely, thank you for the joke and the good link, is that your site? HTMLGuy
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