Rules for women for the world cup!

dre · 04-29-2006, 10:10 PM

If you like football (soccer) then read below, funny rules for women about the upcoming world cup in germany!

Quote:

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World
Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind,as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes
on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to
the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick
up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch
the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and
6am,unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams
is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier
and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about
football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only
lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to
me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend
time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to omething
we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because fter
this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier
League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Arsenal in the final of the champions league

AmericanOnlineMall · 04-29-2006, 10:41 PM

Thanks They are Great Rules

etraffic · 04-30-2006, 08:57 PM

Hello
So who came up with these rules....???

dre · 05-01-2006, 04:03 PM

Ahh, one of my friends emailed it to me, it no "written by" therefore i counldnt credit, if you know who wrote it, PM me so i can credit it

Albert Tai · 05-01-2006, 07:59 PM

Nice rules.

Diegoz · 05-21-2006, 07:17 AM

If you're interested, I have uploaded the http://www.unoentremil.com/downloads/misc/calendario_alemania2006.rarto my website.
It's in Excel format. In Spanish by default but you can easily change the language and time settings to:

Español
English
FranÇaise
Deutsch
Italiano
Portugués

Enjoy it.

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