Kids are quick ...

jo_cstd · 07-05-2007, 06:34 AM

Kids are quick ...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

kijakarn · 07-05-2007, 07:36 AM

Well ,that nice joke for tody ha ha.

lexmarks567 · 07-05-2007, 07:38 AM

How many are going to do this

temyong · 07-05-2007, 01:17 PM

Nice one hahaha. I will rep you dude.

giovannicosta · 07-05-2007, 02:53 PM

Thanks, they were all good.

kelirose · 07-06-2007, 01:01 AM

Hi, Someone sent this to me the other day. I thought it was cute.

http://www.workathomeunited,com/keli

winxclub · 07-06-2007, 06:55 PM

Thanks. Those were all quite funny in that cute kid way. I liked the h20 one a lot.

Geoffrey · 07-06-2007, 06:59 PM

Hahah,they are great.
'Specialy liked the 'I is...' joke

Zack · 07-06-2007, 07:06 PM

Those are pretty good, nice find!

Zack

Silph · 07-06-2007, 10:37 PM

Lol nice joke

07-05-2007, 06:34 AM	#1
jo_cstd Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 148	Kids are quick ... Kids are quick ... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. __________________ Hogan's Heroes DVD \| Fictional Television

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07-06-2007, 06:55 PM	#7
winxclub Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Kids are quick ... Thanks. Those were all quite funny in that cute kid way. I liked the h20 one a lot.

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