The big translation -9 phrases women use

carreral4 · 06-07-2007, 09:25 AM

9 PHRASES THAT WOMEN USE, & WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and we need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if we have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and we should be on our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F#!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Hope you're all good today

Richard Joseph · 06-08-2007, 11:15 PM

Cute very cute

jo_cstd · 06-09-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and we should be on our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

This applies to my girlfriend.

bendario · 06-10-2007, 08:57 PM

that last one is so huge. boom right there she is saying "you are not enough of a man to handle this issue so I will be a beotch and do it myself"

carreral4 · 06-13-2007, 07:29 AM

its all soo true hehe

temyong · 06-13-2007, 08:21 AM

Nice one Mis Carreral. Is that the hand of your BF?

carreral4 · 06-13-2007, 11:28 AM

no i bit his hand off when i bit his head off lol, see no 4 lol

Steve Myers · 06-13-2007, 04:15 PM

Yep, we all know those lines DON'T WE GUYS! :p

carreral4 · 06-13-2007, 08:56 PM

i wouldnt know ive never used any of this ha ha ha

Steve Myers · 06-13-2007, 09:33 PM

oh my gosh carreral, I should red rep you for that lie! lol

carreral4 · 06-13-2007, 09:40 PM

yer go on i wont mind, might return the gesture lol

Steve Myers · 06-13-2007, 09:42 PM

Hehe, no that's ok, I'll leave this topic alone

06-07-2007, 09:25 AM	#1
carreral4 Junior Guru Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: wales uk Posts: 688	The big translation -9 phrases women use 9 PHRASES THAT WOMEN USE, & WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and we need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if we have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and we should be on our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F#!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. Hope you're all good today __________________ www.ruralcircle.com www.rurallove.com

06-08-2007, 11:15 PM	#2
Richard Joseph IWT Moderator Bum Contributor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 337	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use Cute very cute __________________ Please, apply the signature policy Best cpanel Host Vancouver Storage Containers

06-10-2007, 08:57 PM	#4
bendario Newcomer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use that last one is so huge. boom right there she is saying "you are not enough of a man to handle this issue so I will be a beotch and do it myself" __________________ http://urlfreeze.com/ODProfits/L-1a75/

06-13-2007, 07:29 AM	#5
carreral4 Junior Guru Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: wales uk Posts: 688	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use its all soo true hehe __________________ www.ruralcircle.com www.rurallove.com

06-13-2007, 08:21 AM	#6
temyong Newcomer Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 24	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use Nice one Mis Carreral. Is that the hand of your BF? __________________ Classic TV shows on DVDs\|\|Classic TV Series on DVD

06-13-2007, 11:28 AM	#7
carreral4 Junior Guru Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: wales uk Posts: 688	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use no i bit his hand off when i bit his head off lol, see no 4 lol __________________ www.ruralcircle.com www.rurallove.com

06-13-2007, 04:15 PM	#8
Steve Myers Junior Guru Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 544	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use Yep, we all know those lines DON'T WE GUYS! :p

06-13-2007, 08:56 PM	#9
carreral4 Junior Guru Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: wales uk Posts: 688	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use i wouldnt know ive never used any of this ha ha ha __________________ www.ruralcircle.com www.rurallove.com

06-13-2007, 09:33 PM	#10
Steve Myers Junior Guru Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 544	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use oh my gosh carreral, I should red rep you for that lie! lol

06-13-2007, 09:40 PM	#11
carreral4 Junior Guru Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: wales uk Posts: 688	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use yer go on i wont mind, might return the gesture lol __________________ www.ruralcircle.com www.rurallove.com

06-13-2007, 09:42 PM	#12
Steve Myers Junior Guru Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 544	Re: The big translation -9 phrases women use Hehe, no that's ok, I'll leave this topic alone

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